S tarting out, these horror stories wouldn't come from twisted ideas and experiences, but from asking people for random words and merging them together into something weird and dark. Previously, I'd even turned to A.I. randomly generated plots, going with the ones that made the least amount of sense and running with it. Today, I decided to turn back to that, mixing a bunch of random things together and making something dark out of it. This story was made using 2 words: Edible Febreze. "Are you tired of boring air fresheners that taste like garbage? Are you sick of good smelling air and only getting hungrier? We have what you need! Introducing, Breez-E-Treats! Now you can get full off the delicious smell of the air! Available wherever you buy groceries," I could hear the advertisement nearly screaming at me and my kids as they ate their cereal. One glance at my son, Jeremy, told me he was about to ask for some. "Mom, can I get some of the Breez-E-Treats cans...